BELLA’S ANGST RIDDEN TIRADE ! IS THIS RIGHT ? IS THIS FAIR ? WHY ARE WE NOT INDEPENDENT ENOUGH TO DECIDE WHAT IS GOOD FOOD FOR US ! HOW DOES THE SLAVE ( YOU )DECIDE WHAT IS GOOD FOR THE MASTER / MISTRESS ( MOI ) All right folks, here is Bella, the dog divaContinue reading “Happy 😀 Independence 🇺🇸 Day ☀️! ( it will be happier if you could throw this dog diva a bone or better still , a sausage or two )”
Author Archives: Collected Tails of Jungle Land
BELLA FEELS THE HEAT WITH Sir Toby
OMG ! OMG ! OMG ! There is a new body in my home and he is an absolute goofball ! He is goofy and he loves balls . That is all he wants in life. To run after balls . Big balls, small balls , blue balls , yellow balls . Just throw oneContinue reading “BELLA FEELS THE HEAT WITH Sir Toby”
THE BIRDS’ TALE – a children’s comedy play for adults ( to figure this out you have to read the play!)
Cuckoo flies off to fulfill her starry ambitions while her abandoned daughter Melody grows up with her foster mother Caw- Gee and her brood of four Do- Ray, Me- Far, So- la and Ti-doo. One day Melody is pitted against her brothers and her mother and a host of contestants for the title of Bird – Idol. Who will win the contest ?
And what follows ? The shenanigans of a host of wacky animals and the manipulations of the villains of the play are going to take you on a roller coaster ride of fun and laughter.
A HELPING HAND / PAW
Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof … I think by now you know the drill. Just keep woofing as you read the translation below , translated by the inimitable Dr. Ollie whose full name is written on the name plate on the tree. Why is the name plate on a tree, you may wellContinue reading “A HELPING HAND / PAW”
WHY CAN’T 🐒 MONKEYS WRITE ?🤪🤪
He is no monk, just monkeying around 🤪🤪🤪 Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof . Woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof …… keep repeating for two minutes . Translation by Professor Ollie who is a language specialist by virtue of the factContinue reading “WHY CAN’T 🐒 MONKEYS WRITE ?🤪🤪”
WOOF LANGUAGE !
WOOF ! WOOF ! WOOF ! Translated – MIND YOUR LANGUAGE ! Woof woof woof , woof woof woof woof . ( repeat as many times as there are words below ) Living so long with humans has had a disastrous impact on my temperament. I almost forgot my doggy language ! After allContinue reading “WOOF LANGUAGE !”
Do dog divas diet ?
Hi ! It’s been a long time folks that Bella, moi, the dog diva has been in touch but , like all divas , Bella , again moi, has been busy with diva like activities ; see photo , tee hee ! Yes, lounging and cuddling that’s what we divas do best . And ,Continue reading “Do dog divas diet ?”
The mango orchard and the chickoo tree
The mango trees saw the fire and were frightened. They didn’t know what to do. If even one mango tree caught fire the whole orchard would burn down. The mango trees started shouting, ” Help ! help! Save us ! ” but there was no one around to hear them. The watchman of the orchard had gone home for lunch. By the time he would come back the orchard would be on fire. What a disaster. And anyway who can hear the sound of trees calling for help except other trees. No one can understand them.