Happy 😀 Independence 🇺🇸 Day ☀️! ( it will be happier if you could throw this dog diva a bone or better still , a sausage or two )

BELLA’S ANGST RIDDEN TIRADE ! IS THIS RIGHT ? IS THIS FAIR ? WHY ARE WE NOT INDEPENDENT ENOUGH TO DECIDE WHAT IS GOOD FOOD FOR US ! HOW DOES THE SLAVE ( YOU )DECIDE WHAT IS GOOD FOR THE MASTER / MISTRESS ( MOI ) All right folks, here is Bella, the dog divaContinue reading “Happy 😀 Independence 🇺🇸 Day ☀️! ( it will be happier if you could throw this dog diva a bone or better still , a sausage or two )”

BELLA FEELS THE HEAT WITH Sir Toby

OMG ! OMG ! OMG ! There is a new body in my home and he is an absolute goofball ! He is goofy and he loves balls . That is all he wants in life. To run after balls . Big balls, small balls , blue balls , yellow balls . Just throw oneContinue reading “BELLA FEELS THE HEAT WITH Sir Toby”

THE BIRDS’ TALE – a children’s comedy play for adults ( to figure this out you have to read the play!)

Cuckoo flies off to fulfill her starry ambitions while her abandoned daughter Melody grows up with her foster mother Caw- Gee and her brood of four Do- Ray, Me- Far, So- la and Ti-doo. One day Melody is pitted against her brothers and her mother and a host of contestants for the title of Bird – Idol. Who will win the contest ?
And what follows ? The shenanigans of a host of wacky animals and the manipulations of the villains of the play are going to take you on a roller coaster ride of fun and laughter.

A HELPING HAND / PAW

Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof … I think by now you know the drill. Just keep woofing as you read the translation below , translated by the inimitable Dr. Ollie whose full name is written on the name plate on the tree. Why is the name plate on a tree, you may wellContinue reading “A HELPING HAND / PAW”

WHY CAN’T 🐒 MONKEYS WRITE ?🤪🤪

He is no monk, just monkeying around 🤪🤪🤪   Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof . Woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof …… keep repeating for two minutes . Translation by Professor Ollie who is a language specialist by virtue of the factContinue reading “WHY CAN’T 🐒 MONKEYS WRITE ?🤪🤪”

WOOF LANGUAGE !

  WOOF ! WOOF ! WOOF ! Translated – MIND YOUR LANGUAGE ! Woof woof woof , woof woof woof woof . ( repeat as many times as there are words below ) Living so long with humans has had a disastrous impact on my temperament. I almost forgot my doggy language ! After allContinue reading “WOOF LANGUAGE !”