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WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT BELLA !

( This post has been written by “ Bella’s sister” – the budding writer – Ambika. Six years ago A was the first one who had written to Cuckoo and Banana – Drama ; I have reproduced the letters below . Now she brings forth her own take on Bella’s activities and they are as fresh as the first rain after a long dry spell  ! Children always have their unique view of the world . )

Bella writes ( through Ambika’s pen ) –

Since this new season has come around, my sister’s friends have been hanging around. Honestly, the first time all of them came was fun because they ( like everyone else ) loved me and gave me so much attention . But after the third time of so many people coming , I’m exhausted. If I’m just relaxing , almost every time I am disturbed . Why am I always the one who has to get up. I feel these people don’t apppreciate me enough. Like they act they are doing me a service.

Anyways , as I was saying . When her friends come they sometimes jump into this huge water bowl in my backyard/territory. But my assistants never let me go out with them, it’s ridiculous. I mean, when I’m let out by “accident “ I want to join the fun as well but I get in trouble for that. How fair is that ? They get to have fun and I don’t ? There was one time when I jumped in the water , then one week later the water bowl was emptied, it was just a bowl !

The last thing I am going to talk about are those darn squirrels that think it’s ok to come into my territory. When they come, my retriever side comes out. I start barking and banging outside the door until one of my assistants open it for me, then I bark my tail off. For some reason they always come back for more. Every time I protect my assistants from these vicious creatures.

Now I’m signing off !

XOXO

Bella 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AMBIKA’S LETTERS TO BANANA DRAMA AND CUCKOO.

PROFESSOR OLLIE

( who translates the human language to ‘critter’ language and vice versa )

 

LETTER TO BANANA-DRAMA
Dear Banana drama,
Why are you so crazy? Why did you put skates on Mr. Tittle Turtle? You are very cute and one day, I hope you travel to the moon

Love,
A

Banana Drama

Banana Drama

BANANA – DRAMA’S REPLY

Yo, A

I am not only crazy but also cool, I am a crazy cool monkey.

I was just helping Mr. Tittle Turtle to walk faster, he is so slow that sometimes by the time he has reached his own birthday party and blown out the candles it is time for his next birthday party and we don’t have so much time like he has. Do you know a turtle can live up to 150 years so he can take things slow but not us monkeys.

I do want to travel to the moon one day but I would like to do it on a full moon night. What if there is half a moon and I land on the dark side, how will I see stuff. And on a night when there is no moon, what if I don’t find it? I think I better ask my science teacher about this, you do that too.

Love,

Banana Drama.
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LETTER TO CUCKOO ( MELODY’S MOM)

Dear Cuckoo,

You are very pretty. But it is not nice to give your baby to someone else.

Your funniest fan,

A

Cuckoo Cool

Cuckoo Cool

CUCKOO’S
REPLY

My dear A

Thank you! Lots of my fans have told me I am pretty, very pretty. I also have a beautiful voice. Now if you have some talent you have to let it shine. I had to go to King Tweety –Fruity’s kingdom to be a star and a baby would have been a bother. So, I did the best thing for Melody, I left her with Maggie Hatchery.

She is going to have four babies so she can look after one more. Maggie is a good mom so she is in good hands.

Love,

KuuKuuuu.
( this is my star name)

 

 

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DOG LOVER

Hi Kids, Don’t we all love dogs ! That is why this is a special place for dog lovers where Bella, the dog diva is going to tell all of us what goes on in her doggy mind ! And she can come up with some pretty surprising stuff. So, watch out for Bella, the dog diva. And her friends. Because every diva is surrounded by friends!

 

ME – SHIPRA SHUKLA – BELLA ( THE DOG) AND ME ( THE HUMAN)
‘Bella ( the dog) and Me ( the human). We have matching coats except hers is fur. But no cruelty was involved in her coat except being hugged and cuddled till she could hardly breathe!’

 

Bella wrote this, Woof, woof ! Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, WOOF! WOOF! Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof. WOOF! WOOF! Woof, woof, woof, woof. Bow, wow. Bella p.s. Woof, woof, woof !

 

It is translated by Professor Ollie who also wants you to notice that Bella has used capitals after every period and exclamation marks in the right place. She is a very grammatically correct dog.

Hello kids! Take a look at this lady! She thinks she is making me play but it is I who is entertaining her and making her happy! That is the special quality of dogs, we can make our human friend very happy. In return, we only want a lot of love and a little bit of dog food and a treat or two. I love chew bones and when no one is looking my friend here slips me a sausage! So, you kids when you come to meet me, don’t forget to bring a treat. We are not like cats who always look snooty. We show our love. Bye, Bye, Bella p.s. I like bacon strips! top

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Doodle , the funny dog !

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ALL ABOUT CATS……by Bella , the dog diva.

SHE LOOKS INNOCENT, DOESN'T SHE?

SHE LOOKS INNOCENT, DOESN’T SHE?

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Woof woof,

Bella

P.s. Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof !

Translated By Professor Ollie from Jungle-Land,

You can meet him at the following address:

http://www.junglestories.com/letters.html

Hi Kids,

I have a little story for you. Its about cats. And its true and it happened to me.

Once upon a time there was a black cat who lived in the garden of  a big house. She and her kittens lived in the bushes. One day  a dog called Bella – that’s me – came to live in the house. Bella, like all dogs did not like cats. So, she would bark at the cats and chase them. So the cats started thinking about how they would get rid of Bella – ME !

Bella, again MOI, started barking in the night and woke everyone up. The people of the house, ( my assistants) looked around and did not see anything. So they just gave a tummy rub to Bella and she went to sleep.

BELLA GETTING TUMMY RUB ..Ahhhhh, Love it!

BELLA GETTING TUMMY RUB ..Ahhh, Love it!

Next day Bella started barking again in the night and this went on for a month. Nobody could understand. Why was Bella barking? They were fed up ! Little did the people of the house know that it was the black cat. Every night the black cat would come and frown at Bella through the window. Bella would start barking. When the people came the cat would run away and hide in the bushes. That was the cats’ big plan to get Bella into trouble!

The people of the house started talking about sending Bella away because no one could get up in time for office or school. They were so tired. The cats were happy that their plan was working, until the very next day!

The kids of the house loved Bella and did not want her to go. It was Christmas and they prayed that Bella should be saved. They decided to keep awake and see what made Bella bark. But by ten they were dozing off.

In the night a big man with a sack over his shoulder was quietly walking towards the house. “OW, OW, OW! MEOW , MEOW, MEOW!  He had tripped over a cat. it was the same black cat ! Bella started to bark and everyone woke up. They rushed out and saw the black cat. They also saw SANTA! They shooed the black cat away, helped up Santa and brought him in the house.

After he had his dinner the children asked to go on a sled ride and Bella – again me – loved it because she could stick her head out of the window the whole time because there were no windows!

Now they knew it was the BLACK CAT!”

BELLA LOVES TO STICK HER HEAD OUT OF THE CAR WINDOW.

BELLA LOVES TO STICK HER HEAD OUT OF THE CAR WINDOW.

Bella would like to thank Ambika who helped us (my  assistant Shipra Shukla and I) in writing about the cat. She is also a very good tummy rubber !